Welcome one and all to the fifty eighth volume of the Areopagus — and, this week, an express edition. For I have set myself the challenge of using no more than two hundred words (not including quotes) in each section! What was it Robert Browning said about a man's reach exceeding his grasp?
Well, if we are to begin as we mean to carry on, then it is to the ultimate form of brief poetry — the Japanese haiku — and its unmatched master — the 17th century travelling poet Matsuo Bashō — that we must turn for inspiration and guidance:
Summer in eleven words! So often it is with less, by the evocative power of implication, that we say most. All that remains to say, then, is onwards...
Violin Sonata in G Minor
Giuseppe Tartini
Performed by Tatiana Daubek (violin), Gonzalo X. Ruiz (baroque guitar), Leon Schelhase (harpsichord), and Sarah Stone (cello)
The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel (1847)
I will let the composer of this piece — the prolific and supremely talented Venetian violinist Giuseppe Tartini (1692-1770) — explain its genesis himself:
A rather frightening but altogether poetic story; and a fair summary of what artistic inspiration can feel like! And hence why the Violin Sonata in G Minor is usually known as the Devil's Trill. It is notoriously difficult and enduringly popular, balancing as it does the drama of the Baroque Era and the refined simplicity of the Classical Era. The Devil's Trill was originally written in three movements for violin accompanied by a basso continuo — the technical term for a continuous bassline — which in Tartini's day would have been provided by a harpischord and, usually, a bass instrument such as a cello. Such was the standard sonata form in the 18th century, but modern performances often use alternative arrangements.
Ibn Battuta
"I never took the same road twice..."
You've probably heard of Marco Polo, the famous Venetian traveller who once met Kublai Khan, and I've written about the Chinese Admiral Zheng He before, another of history's great adventurers. But which pre-modern person travelled further than any other? Ibn Battuta.
He was born to a family of judges in 1304 in Tangier, Morocco, and died there in 1377. He left home in 1325, at the age of 21, ostensibly to complete his pilgrimage to Mecca — the Hajj — and study under renowned legal scholars in Egypt on the way back. But this journey whetted his appetite for travel and so he vowed to see the world without ever "travelling any road a second time" — this he did. Ibn Battuta journeyed more than seventy thousand miles all told, mostly on foot, and became incredibly famous in the process — sultans, kings, emperors, chieftains, and dukes all received him like a dignitary. After all, he was uniquely possessed of potentially useful information about the world, whether political or commercial or cultural. But it wasn't always easy; Ibn Battuta had plenty of run-ins with pirates, unfriendly kings, and natural disaster. Stretches of his travels were completed with nothing but the shirt on his back.
Ibn Battuta visited forty countries on three different continents: through Persia to Shiraz and Isfahan, to Baghdad, Yemen, and Constantinople, through Central Asia, including Samarqand, to Delhi, to China, the Maldives, Sri Lanka, and all the way back, as far south as Kenya and all the way to great Islamic kingdoms of Western Africa.
When Ibn Battuta returned to Morocco after three decades he wrote an account of his travels — or, rather, dictated them to a scribe and scholar called Ibn Juzayy, who inserted some passages of his own. The result was a marvellously titled book called A Masterpiece to Those Who Contemplate the Wonders of Cities and the Marvels of Travelling — or the Rihla for short, which is the Arabic word for travelogue. From describing the food in India:
To tales of the fabulous and frightening:
This summary could never hope to convey the fullness of Ibn Battuta's travels, nor the treasury of knowledge and adventure that is his Rihla. But, I hope, you get some sense of a man who was surely among history's greatest explorers.
The Quirinal Boxer
This statue has several names: Boxer at Rest, Seated Boxer, or Defeated Boxer among them. It was discovered on the Quirinal Hill in Rome in the 19th century and is, even regardless of its appearance, remarkable simply by virtue of being a fully intact bronze statue. We tend to think of all ancient sculptures as having been made from marble, but that is only because they have survived in greater quantity than their equally common bronze equivalents, most of which have long since been melted down to make other statues or, more likely, weapons.
When was it made? Scholars have dated it to some point between the 4th and 1st centuries BC. This is because the Quirinal Boxer shows all the defining qualities of Hellenistic Art. This was a style of art which arose during the 4th century BC, especially after Alexander the Great's conquests and the subsequent spread of Greek culture all around the then-known world. Rather than the idealised, more austere statuary of Ancient Athens — which is usually referred to as the Classical Greek or Severe Style — Hellenistic sculptures were far more realistic: notice the boxer's broken nose, cauliflower ears, scarred face, bruised eyes, and hand-wraps. This is a technical masterpiece of gripping, wholly unidealised, almost brutal realism.
Hellenistic art also tended to be more dramatic, emotional, and psychologically intense. Think of Laocoon and his Sons, another statue I've written about in the Areopagus. Here, with the boxer's turned head and striking expression — of exhaustion? disappointment? disbelief? rousing himself before another fight? — and hunched back, his huge and tired arms resting wearily on his knees, we have a profoundly insightful and immensely evocative work of art; the Quirinal Boxer is Hellenistic sculpture at its finest.
Misericords
Medieval Compassion; Gothic Delight
What is the most interesting part of a church? An unanswerable question. But there is one common and relatively underappreciated element of church architecture to which, if ever you do visit a church, I urge you to direct your attention.
Medieval liturgy required people to stand in prayer for extended periods of time. For the old and infirm this was difficult, and so to give them some respite carpenters installed seats which could be folded upwards to create a ledge on which they might lean for support while standing. Hence the name: misericordia means something like pity or clemency, and so these ledges were called misericords, or "mercy seats".
But, typical of the Medieval mind, these folding seats also offered an opportunity for artistry. And so carpenters and sculptors decorated these ledges — which, we must remember, were hidden from view most of the time — apparently as they liked, indulging their darkest imaginings, their ribald humour, their piety, or their simple love of pattern. What misericords represent is not "refined" sculpture, as such; rather, they are perhaps the most delightful, frightening, amusing, intensely personal, and revealing woodwork of the Middle Ages. As with gargoyles, these craftsmen were free to follow their own creative inclinations — a major difference between Gothic and Classical or Neoclassical architecture, where workers have to follow a strict, top-down decorative design scheme. In the Middle Ages, meanwhile, there was nothing — no surface, no architectural element — which could not be decorated and enlivened, even something so humble as the underside of a seat. In misericords we find scenes from the Bible, fantastical creatures, dirty jokes, ruthless caricatures, comical characters, grapevines, flowers, and more; an endless array of joyous artistic variation.
Misericords are delightful on their own terms: a feast of imaginative spectacle carved for you by some nameless carpenter centuries ago. They also, as their name indicates, reveal a certain compassion we do not usually award to the Middle Ages. And, above all, they tell us everything we need to know about the Medieval worldview and the nature of Gothic art and architecture more generally.
Bathos
Even if you have not heard the word bathos you know exactly what it is. Though bathos as a term was first coined by the poet Alexander Pope in the 18th century, it refers to the old rhetorical device generally known as anticlimax. You build toward some lofty conclusion, using sophisticated language and powerful imagery to prepare your audience for a profound, serious, and impactful climax — only to suddenly fall into vulgar and lowly language, or make some undignified remark which is ridiculous by comparison with what precedes it. Though this is usually done for comic effect, none too many writers and speakers have also used anticlimax unintentionally — and much to their humiliation.
Read this passage from John Dryden for an idea of what bathos or anticlimax looks like, and why it is so funny:
To build up the image of a classical grotto, a scene from ancient mythology, and then land on an ordinary scene from modern life — Dover Pier, in Dryden's case — is ridiculous, and therefore rather amusing.
This device is sometimes called catacosmesis, in which the order of a set of words or ideas is arranged in terms of decreasing importance or dignity, usually slowly but sometimes abruptly. And anticlimax, or catacosmesis, or bathos, has seen a remarkable resurgence in the last two decades — especially in blockbuster cinema. If you have ever watched a superhero film made by Marvel — think of Iron Man, Spiderman, or The Avengers — then you will be very familiar with bathos. Consider this scene from Dr Strange, in which the eponymous hero has been reunited with his magical cloak and is ready, finally, to confront the villain:
Whereas we would usually expect this moment — indicated also by the music, which swells in magnitude and heroic intensity — to conclude with a moment of triumphal conviction, we are instead treated to the annoying antics of Dr Strange's magical cloak. Very funny. And the sort of joke with which film-fans are perhaps all too familiar. Indeed, I suspect you can also see the danger of bathos — that, when overused, it results in a speaker, writer, or film which can never manage to take itself seriously, because every potentially profound or meaningful moment is immediately sacrificed for the sake of a quick joke. Bathos can be incredibly funny — but use it, like all rhetorical devices, with caution.
Epitaphs
What would you have written on your grave? Forgive me for asking what might seem like a morbid question, but in the words inscribed on tombstones — which are inevitably brief — we find some of the wittiest and wisest things ever written. After all, an epitaph (the name for such an inscription) is in some sense the last thing we ever say — and, equally, the thing we go on saying for time immemorial. It might be a summary of ourselves, a parting word of advice, an obscure message, a warning, or even a joke. In which case I thought it might be worth reviewing some of history's greatest (and most notorious) epitaphs, to see just how much one can say with nothing more a handful of words.
On the gravestone of the novelist Joseph Conrad are written a few lines from Edmund Spenser's 16th century epic poem The Faerie Queen:
And, on that of Edmund Spenser himself:
Those famous words of warning on William Shakespeare's tomb:
And, to give us pause for reflection, on that of the writer Aphra Behn:
On that of F. Scott Fitzgerald a line from his own novel, The Great Gatsby:
On Dorothy Parker's memorial plaque:
And, true to form, on the grave of the Irish comedian Spike Milligan:
Perhaps boldly, if not laconically, on the grave of Christopher Wren, who was buried in the great church he had designed, St Paul's Cathedral:
Or, to humble all who read it, the reputed epitaph on the long-lost tomb of Alexander the Great:
By admiring friends, on the tombstone of Erasmus:
And to uplift our spirits, on Frank Sinatra's grave:
The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon
Has it ever happened that you hear about something new, of which you hadn't previously heard or paid much attention — perhaps a certain individual, a particular country, or even an unusual word — and, suddenly, you start noticing it everywhere.
This is known as the "Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon" and is best described as the tendency to notice something more often after noticing it for the first time, which usually leads us to incorrectly conclude that this particular thing is more common than it actually is. In this way it is a cognitive bias — a shortcut or trick used by our brain to process the huge amount of information in the world. Cognitive biases can be useful but they are often misleading and we ought to watch out for them, lest they lead us astray and toward poor decision-making.
The unusual name of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, sometimes called the frequency illusion, stems from a letter written in 1994 by one Terry Mullen to a local newspaper in Minnesota, whence it spread around the world:
And the funny thing is that you'll almost certainly end up reading or hearing about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon in the next few days...
Last week's question to test your critical thinking was:
What is your favourite book — and why?
Here, then, is a readers' reading list:
Airton D
Adam C
Rupert S
Kay J
Javi M
Laura W
Deborah G
Katherine V
And for this week's question to test your imaginative thinking:
If you could go back in time to one specific day, which would it be?
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If we are to conclude as we set out, it is surely Sappho to whom we ought to award the epilogue to this week's Areopagus. She was an ancient Greek lyric poet who lived in the 6th century BC, so renowned for her verse that she was deemed the "Tenth Muse". But of her work only fragments have survived; tantalising, shattered threads of glittering, sensuous, electrifying prosody:
How do you suppose this poem went on? And, perhaps Sappho's most startling fragment:
From a string of broken words a long-lost world entire unfurls in our imagination, and the mind and heart of somebody who lived so long ago suddenly, briefly, lives once more as we speak what she wrote and felt, as we think and feel and wonder it ourselves. Shall someone, someday, remember us in another time?
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